Blocking the Blockhead
mr horrible called after midnight three times in a row. Can't block him — co-parenting agreement. I'm waiting for the day I feel nothing but contempt.
Filled With Regret
Fiona Apple wrote a song that sounded like she'd been in my marriage. Regret is on repeat. He opposed me just to oppose me. He didn't see me. That's regret.
What the Fiji? First World Problems
A woman at Walgreens swore Fiji is the only water she can drink. My question: what did she drink before Fiji existed? Notes on first-world problems.
When Conversation Goes Wrong
This is the true crime story of a conversation killer that can't be stopped.
Words Fall On Deaf Ears
When living with a narcissist sibling becomes a trap. A post-divorce escape that feels like deja vu.




