Surprise! You’re a Douche
Mr. Horrible sent the kids' Christmas presents from his girlfriend's Amazon account. He didn't change — he just found someone else to run his life
Hitting the Unlike Button
My brother gets his car towed, assumes it's a scam, and screams at a tow yard employee until I have to physically drag him away.
My So Called Summer – Pt 2 – Crap Covered Walk Down Memory Lane
I drove 20 hours back to Virginia to reconnect with old friends. The BFF wasn't who I remembered. The old house had other people in it. Crossing into New Jersey I almost had to pull over and fall apart
An Open Letter to Elizabeth Lauten
A GOP staffer attacked the Obama daughters on Facebook in 2014. On social media entitlement and saying things online you'd never say to someone's face
Ebola: When is it Okay to be Scared?
Ebola reached Dallas and I started avoiding crowds. A short, fatalistic dispatch on human self-interest and why I skipped the State Fair.
