It’s Mother’s Day…Happy?!
I don't know why I bother to hope for better holidays. What's the point of Mother's Day?
D-Day – Battle of the Bulge
Joined a paid diet clinic, got my first B12 shot, and had already blown my progress with a PMS pizza binge before the appointment. This is how I diet.
Cyber Inoculation
Some people don't know any better and load their computer full of viruses. This is a story of a dumb man and his machine.
Rush Rush Rush – Case of the Reluctant Hostess
Apparently, I am the enemy because I don't want to clean the entire house for people I didn't ask to come over. Does that make me a bad person?
Walking snooze buttons
I love my children. They are bright exuberant bundles of happiness. They also have this crazy habit of coming into my bedroom on the weekends at five minute intervals to wake me up. Ask me for cereal (which they know they can get themselves), ask me if they can play their educational Toy Story computer game (if its educational, unless they are grounded, its a green light) and can I tell their older brother to leave them alone and stop bothering them while they play said computer game. They are walking snooze buttons. Is it too much to ask that I not wake up before 8AM on a Sunday? Pretty…
