Don’t Lecture Me
My brother gives unsolicited TED talks in deep detail about things I already know. Any attempt to get him to the point just creates an opportunity for a new dissertation.
One Rude Bitch
This is about the time an overzealous bitch got on my every last nerve, and how I will never forgive or forget her behavior.
This Krusty Wants Out
There’s times when I wish I had a button for the Omega-13. If I could only go back thirteen seconds to change my mind and take the other road… today I got stuck in traffic for fifteen minutes and let me just tell you, I wanted none of it.
Year of the Charley Horse
What does an involuntary spasm have to do with my motivation levels for resolutions in the new year? Sometimes more than I think.
The Plague of Stupid Continues
I carefully chose a new seat in lab to escape the idiots from lecture. The guy next to me spent 30 minutes on a 20-question open-book quiz. The plague of stupid continues.
