Midlife Musings
Fortysomething. If my life were a TV show, that would be the title, and these are the episodes. Or maybe I am just having an episode.
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I Hate You More – Meeting the Female Mr Horrible
There may have been a time in my life when I may have cared what people thought of me. Not counting any of the time when I was married. Those years don’t count because I wasn’t myself, I was some crazed Stepford Wife version of myself which existed only in that toxic ass relationship. I have since booted that bitch version of myself and told her to kick rocks. So maybe I gave a shit way back when I was a teenager. Since then, things have changed.
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Reverse Body Dysmorphia
Reverse Body Dysmorphia is real and has negatively affected my life. It is hard to reconcile what I see versus what is in my mind. Why is this my life?
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Sex Sex Sex – a MasterClass in Getting None
I don't for one second feel like I am living vicariously through my friends. I just feel bad that I can't reciprocate in the sex story telling, unless I revisit my ancient sexual history. How long has it been?
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Jewel of Denial
Jewel of Denial - avoiding relationships isn't about being in denial, it is facing the truth about myself.
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When You Remember the Time – No Shit Sherlock Award
The No Shit Sherlock Award recipient is the team behind this obvious study which reminded me of the ex. Thanks for nothing.














