Attack of the PMS Avenger…

PMS is a bitch! I have been freaking out the last couple of days before the return of my husband from overseas. Total emotional meltdown.

I was being irrational–totally driven insane by the hormones coursing through my body. I do not like being out of control. It makes me uncomfortable to think all this time, I was not in control of myself, but instead had fallen victim to my alter ego: The PMS Avenger.

Once a month, my alter-ego, the PMS Avenger, infiltrates my system, and causes me to behave in highly illogical ways, silly and emotional without reason, very irritable and forgetful to boot. It’s all in the name of the fertility.

Damn you uterus!! Foiled again at the hands of my premenstrual symptoms.

I should have known it was you– as I shake my fist at the sky. My alter ego wears many faces. I never know what I’m going to get. I can’t predict what’s going to set me off, what triggers the cycle because some months there’s almost no change. The effects are negligible and there are others where I feel like I’m in a cyclone of emotions.

Who knows what’s in store for me next month, when and if PMS will strike again?!