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One Rude Bitch
This is about the time an overzealous bitch got on my every last nerve, and how I will never forgive or forget her behavior.
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This Krusty Wants Out
There’s times when I wish I had a button for the Omega-13. If I could only go back thirteen seconds to change my mind and take the other road… today I got stuck in traffic for fifteen minutes and let me just tell you, I wanted none of it.
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Year of the Charley Horse
What does an involuntary spasm have to do with my motivation levels for resolutions in the new year? Sometimes more than I think.
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The Plague of Stupid Continues…
When I think of all the wasted effort I made in carefully selecting a seat in lab away from the international house of banana-heads that comprised my previous table in lecture, it makes me want to shake my fists in fury toward the sky and scream like Spock in Star Trek: Into Darkness: KHAN!!!
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The Plague of Stupid…
My chemistry class this semester is going to be an adventure. How do I know? Because I had the unfortunate pleasure of sitting next to someone today who apparently ate copious amounts of curry for lunch before coming to class and thought nothing of how that smell would linger on their clothes in an enclosed, hot room.