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    In the wake of news that seems to be shocking the nation , I feel compelled to weigh in. Not because I’m invested in the fate of the Afflecks and Garners of the world, but because after going through my divorce, I finally understand.

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    I should have known that my marriage was not going to last the first time I looked at the sleeping face of Mr Horrible and I wanted to smother it with a pillow. Why did I have this murderous impulse? Because he was drunk, and when Mr Horrible is hammered, the way he breathes when he is sleeping makes me want to pull out his hair… or smother him with a pillow. It’s this annoying exhalation when he is so drunk that his flaccid lips flap as he breathes out. It is the MOST ANNOYING SOUND in the world. More annoying than the annoying song on YouTube. I have never…

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    There was a time in recent history when I was drinking, but it wasn't socially and I wasn't happy. When was that and why?

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I blog about the random ass shit going on in my life. I'm a single mom, a Navy veteran, avid reader, and coping with life post-divorce. I have two sons and five cats, so clearly, I'm a catch. I pull no punches and use salty language. Read at your own risk.

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