For the Record – Catch Me Outside
I need a Babel fish. IYKYK. But seriously, I could have used one tonight in my ear to translate what I heard as I heard it because I am almost 99% positive that my downstairs neighbor was flirting with me this evening.
The Competency Profile – It’s All In My head Maybe
I have a type: competence. There's a contractor who comes into my job who is good-looking, smart, and capable, and I have completely sabotaged any chance by talking about my work schedule.

