The Thing Explained 44 Years Later: A Colonialism Theory
The Thing (1982) isn't just a horror movie. There is a metaphor for colonialism and totalitarian ideologies — and it took me hundreds of rewatches to finally see it.
Mission to Mars: Most Boring Ride of My Life
Disney's Mission to Mars was the most boring ride of my life, a barely-vibrating chair and a lecture about space. Decommissioned in 1992, and good riddance.
