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Say Ma’am One More Time
I have been yes ma’am’d more in the last week than I ever have been in my life. Have I passed the threshold from indiscernible years into tellable old age? God forbid…
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Birthday Fail – A Historical Review of Why I Hate Birthdays
The best birthday I ever had was when I was 6. Every birthday after that has sucked. Damn it.
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Just another lazy Saturday?
It’s a lazy Saturday. Yet I woke up with my back feeling like someone had taken hammers to it. It hurts like hell. Had to take some Motrin to make it through the morning. Is this what getting old is supposed to feel like?








