You Talk Too Much
I screamed for my brother to get off the phone when I cut myself on accident. He did not. I fainted from blood loss. He was still on the phone when I came to.
Trick Me Once
Is it gullibility that keeps me in this perpetual loop with the idiots of the world running me ragged? I spent the entirety of the day resting from the sheer exhaustion that caught up with me from the events of last week.

