Don’t Lecture Me
My brother gives unsolicited TED talks in deep detail about things I already know. Any attempt to get him to the point just creates an opportunity for a new dissertation.
The Plague of Stupid Continues
I carefully chose a new seat in lab to escape the idiots from lecture. The guy next to me spent 30 minutes on a 20-question open-book quiz. The plague of stupid continues.
Pump Your Brakes
Recently I needed to have my truck fixed. It so happened that the tow truck driver who arrived for my roadside assistance knew a guy who could fix it for cheap, and more importantly, do the repair that afternoon. Great!
Confessions of a Style Stalker
There's a curvy girl on campus who actually knows how to dress herself. I've been studying her from a respectful distance.
Eeyore Quit Calling Me…
There is nothing less worthy of dedicating my morning commute to than bitching about first world problems. I must have the face of a therapist because I seem to attract people with problems. Which isn’t usually an issue until I get the happy sucked out of my morning commute by an Eeyore who calls me just to complain incessantly about some garbage that really isn’t that much of an issue.
