Keeping It Real
The life you have ordered is out of stock. This is for when you are living the life not advertised on television.
Unpacking the Feels
A friend called to ask if I was done unpacking yet. It had been three days. The crock-pot was in a box labeled 'Deep Fryer.' So no. I was not done unpacking.
Epic Tangents – Episode One
My internal DM (aka dungeon master) had me on a side quest for some tape. This Epic Tangent took most of the day to complete.
Tales from the Public Library
I don't consider myself living somewhere until I have a library card. The Cherry Hill library charges $2 to borrow a DVD. I am highly annoyed.
Going Postal – Mailbox First World Problems
What's up with my weird New Jersey mailbox? Sorting through the options in mailboxes, a real first world problem.
