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You’re Such an Ass, Your Butt Dialed Me…
I am so glad I did not answer the phone that day. Nothing ruins my calm faster than talking to mr horrible, except for voice mails from mr horrible.
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Alcohol, Cocktails and Other Adult Band-aids
There was a time in recent history when I was drinking, but it wasn't socially and I wasn't happy. When was that and why?





