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This Krusty Wants Out
There’s times when I wish I had a button for the Omega-13. If I could only go back thirteen seconds to change my mind and take the other road… today I got stuck in traffic for fifteen minutes and let me just tell you, I wanted none of it.
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The Plague of Stupid
First day of chemistry. The person next to me hadn't heard of the class schedule, didn't know what a graphing calculator was, and had eaten an entire curry for lunch in an enclosed room.
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Not Falling For That Again…
I’m getting real tired of people taking advantage of my kindness. It starts out benign, one day they ask for a ride. Then the next thing you know, they act like it should be no big deal to get you to take them all over Timbuktu at the drop of a hat.
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Things Suck
Can I have a day where I don’t have a to do list breathing fire on my neck? Or a deadline, or a paper to write? Or a thousand and one things that are more important than lounging on the sofa reading a trashy novel?? Just one. MAYBE? Thanks to my idiocy and mental madness, even my free day is no longer free. Ugh. Here’s hoping this weekend will be drama free.
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Imma Columbus This Day
Texas didn't observe Columbus Day and I just wanted the day off. Not to celebrate a man who called dibs on an already occupied continent — just the couch and Netflix.