Choke on Your Bitchy Pudding
A returned present, a plea to let her sleep in, and a sulk timed for the unwrapping. How my mother turns Christmas into a hostage situation.
Hitting the Unlike Button
My brother gets his car towed, assumes it's a scam, and screams at a tow yard employee until I have to physically drag him away.
An Open Letter to Elizabeth Lauten
A GOP staffer attacked the Obama daughters on Facebook in 2014. On social media entitlement and saying things online you'd never say to someone's face
How to Cope Through Post-Divorce Interactions With the Ex: When We Pretend That They’re Dead
mr horrible treats co-parenting like an extension of the marriage. I changed my Facebook status to Widowed because Divorced wasn't final enough. Pretending he's dead is a coping mechanism, not a lie
Parking? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Parking!
The college hired a contractor who subcontracted the parking lot job. The subcontractor started in August. Fall semester also starts in August. I watched people storm the campus like Normandy
