With Friends Like These
A coworker drops information bombs to bait people into asking what's wrong. How do I know this tactic? Because my mother does the same shit.
Ready or Not – Don’t Come to a Battle of Wits Unarmed
She tried to make up new rules mid-game to stop me from winning. It's a board game, but it's also never really about the board game
Haters Gonna Hate
When women at work are jealous of my success, haters gonna hate. I've ridden this carnival ride of envy before. Come at me bitches.
Conflict of Interest Pt 2: The Cocky Coworker
In my previous post, I described the blue-collar Hispanic man who is low-key obsessed with me. So if I ever go missing, he should definitely be considered Prime Suspect #1 or, at the very least, a person of interest. This time I’m going to describe the other half of this coin, the ones who can’t seem to stand me after a while. In particular, the white-collar man, a coworker of mine who is a team leader in another department.
Seeing Double
My coworker got nominated for employee of the month after missing three weeks — possibly for being in jail. I called out for a sick child and got talked about. Same old double standard.




