Midlife Musings
Fortysomething. If my life were a TV show, that would be the title, and these are the episodes. Or maybe I am just having an episode.
Everything they don't put in the brochure for your 40s. Work situations that make your blood boil, body changes nobody prepared you for, pop culture opinions held with unreasonable conviction, and the general absurdity of being a grown woman who still hasn't figured out what she wants to be when she grows up. Honest, unfiltered, and occasionally petty in ways that are entirely justified.-
Song of the Day
This song has been on my mind today. I am feeling reflective on past relationships…
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Not So Gross Anatomy
Doing my homework has some unexpected consequences. Color me surprised!
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Too Stupid To Live
Love the show. The Big Bang Theory is one of my faves right now, but when are they going to fix the goddamn elevator? On a slightly related tangent: Is it possible for people to be so smart that they are stupid? It sure as shit seems to be that way, I know plenty of people in my immediate sphere that think the things I accomplish are magic or require an inordinate amount of talent and skill. Short answer: Thanks, I think? Long answer: Dude, anyone can follow instructions, so can you so please stop calling me about your damned garbage disposal and google that shit yourself?!
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A Series of Unfortunate Events
Having served in the Navy sometimes feels like it happened to somebody else. Except for when life reminds me through a series of unfortunate events.
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Mission to Mars: Most Boring Ride of My Life
Waxing nostalgic about the vintage Disney ride called "Mission to Mars".