My So Called Life

All the random ass shit that happens. Read at your own risk. 

Day-to-day dispatches from a life that is technically ordinary and somehow never boring. Work problems, relationship observations, aging indignities, boundary violations, and the occasional moment of genuine clarity that makes all the rest of it worth it. The catch-all category for everything that doesn't fit neatly anywhere else — which, honestly, describes most of real life.

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    My So Called Life

    Big Mistake

    There are few things that will send my blood pressure skyrocketing, and two of them happened in class today. One, someone telling me I am making assumptions, and two, someone insulting my intelligence.

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    This Krusty Wants Out

      There’s times when I wish I had a button for the Omega-13. If I could only go back thirteen seconds to change my mind and take the other road… today I got stuck in traffic for fifteen minutes and let me just tell you, I wanted none of it.

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    The Plague of Stupid Continues…

    When I think of all the wasted effort I made in carefully selecting a seat in lab away from the international house of banana-heads that comprised my previous table in lecture, it makes me want to shake my fists in fury toward the sky and scream like Spock in Star Trek: Into Darkness: KHAN!!!

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    The Plague of Stupid…

    My chemistry class this semester is going to be an adventure. How do I know? Because I had the unfortunate pleasure of sitting next to someone today who apparently ate copious amounts of curry for lunch before coming to class and thought nothing of how that smell would linger on their clothes in an enclosed, hot room.