My So Called Life
All the random ass shit that happens. Read at your own risk.
Day-to-day dispatches from a life that is technically ordinary and somehow never boring. Work problems, relationship observations, aging indignities, boundary violations, and the occasional moment of genuine clarity that makes all the rest of it worth it. The catch-all category for everything that doesn't fit neatly anywhere else — which, honestly, describes most of real life.Martial Law
Kids acting out at Tae Kwon Do means laying down the martial law when we get home.
Late Night Cram Session – When You Procrastinate
I should have learned my lesson on cramming back in high school.
Teacher Work Days
These days off must be the creation of some evil mastermind. I suppose under other circumstances, I would have relished an extra “weekend” day to perhaps do fun things with my children.
Impending Doom
He's been in Kuwait for 6months. He's coming home expecting a grand homecoming. He doesn't understand that life didn't stop. I was in the military too, I know exactly what's coming.
D-Day – Battle of the Bulge
Joined a paid diet clinic, got my first B12 shot, and had already blown my progress with a PMS pizza binge before the appointment. This is how I diet.




