You’re Such an Ass, Your Butt Dialed Me
mr horrible butt dialed me and I got three minutes of him and his girlfriend planning their future. I checked — none of it was about me.
Hey, mr horrible, You Suck.
He called the kids and spent the entire call criticizing how they spent their weekend. They didn't have a problem with it until he opened his mouth. Hey mr horrible, you suck.
Blocking the Blockhead
mr horrible called after midnight three times in a row. Can't block him — co-parenting agreement. I'm waiting for the day I feel nothing but contempt.


