You’re In My Spot
A Sheldon-level meltdown over a stolen classroom seat, plus the parking spot rage waiting for me back at the apartment.
You’re Such an Ass, Your Butt Dialed Me
mr horrible butt dialed me and I got three minutes of him and his girlfriend planning their future. I checked — none of it was about me.
No Shit Sherlock Award
Today's recipient of the No Shit, Sherlock award. They are awarded for Excellence in Detecting the Obvious...
Big Mistake
A classmate spent 20 minutes arguing with the professor, then made the mistake of telling me I didn't know what I was talking about. He found out quickly.
Don’t Lecture Me
My brother gives unsolicited TED talks in deep detail about things I already know. Any attempt to get him to the point just creates an opportunity for a new dissertation.
