Don’t Lecture Me
My brother gives unsolicited TED talks in deep detail about things I already know. Any attempt to get him to the point just creates an opportunity for a new dissertation.
Year of the Charley Horse
What does an involuntary spasm have to do with my motivation levels for resolutions in the new year? Sometimes more than I think.
The Plague of Stupid Continues
I carefully chose a new seat in lab to escape the idiots from lecture. The guy next to me spent 30 minutes on a 20-question open-book quiz. The plague of stupid continues.
Pump Your Brakes
Recently, I needed to have my truck fixed. It so happened that the tow truck driver who arrived for my roadside assistance knew a guy who could fix it for cheap, and more importantly, do the repair that afternoon. Great!
Confessions of a Style Stalker
There's a curvy girl on campus who actually knows how to dress herself. I've been studying her from a respectful distance.
