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Ice Ice Bucket
Is it possible to complain about a charity event without sounding like an asshole? Let's do it!
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Parking? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Parking!
Thanks to some idiot planner, the contractor chosen for the college’s parking lot project, chose this lowest bid which resulted in this major project to take place during the first week(s?) of Fall classes. As a result, parking and driving on campus has become an exercise in futility. What the fuck were they thinking? The signs for an epic failure were all there if anybody bothered to look.
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You’re In My Spot…
I must be more like Sheldon because I get real pissed off when people sit in my spot. For some reason, seating has been more of an issue in classrooms for the social sciences than the classrooms where I had my science classes.
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You’re Such an Ass, Your Butt Dialed Me…
I am so glad I did not answer the phone that day. Nothing ruins my calm faster than talking to mr horrible, except for voice mails from mr horrible.
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No Shit Sherlock Award
Today's recipient of the No Shit, Sherlock award. They are awarded for Excellence in Detecting the Obvious...
