The Neighborhood Council Files – Boiling Point
The man behind the curtain launches an extortion campaign. The frogs notice the pot is boiling. I spend my Saturday wrangling panicked adults.
I Like to Walk Because I Can
I like to walk because I can. I see people who can't and I will not take these fully functioning legs for granted. For as long as they continue to carry me.
Insane in the Men Brain
I hate people. Which is ironic considering I volunteered myself to be in this council to try and help my neighborhood.
For the Record – Catch Me Outside
I need a Babel fish. IYKYK. But seriously, I could have used one tonight in my ear to translate what I heard as I heard it because I am almost 99% positive that my downstairs neighbor was flirting with me this evening.
Keeping It Real
The life you have ordered is out of stock. This is for when you are living the life not advertised on television.
