Seeing Double
My coworker got nominated for employee of the month after missing three weeks — possibly for being in jail. I called out for a sick child and got talked about. Same old double standard.
Ice Ice Bucket
Is it possible to complain about a charity event without sounding like an asshole? Let's do it!
You’re In My Spot
I must be more like Sheldon because I get really pissed off when people sit in my spot. For some reason, seating has been more of an issue in classrooms for the social sciences than in the classrooms where I had my science classes.
You’re Such an Ass, Your Butt Dialed Me
mr horrible butt dialed me and I got three minutes of him and his girlfriend planning their future. I checked — none of it was about me.
Your Negativity is Showing
I told my brother I was open to moving if a better job came up. He immediately listed all the reasons it wouldn't work. I encourage all his ideas without judgment. The feeling is not mutual.
