Ice Ice Bucket
Is it possible to complain about a charity event without sounding like an asshole? Let's do it!
You’re In My Spot
A Sheldon-level meltdown over a stolen classroom seat, plus the parking spot rage waiting for me back at the apartment.
You’re Such an Ass, Your Butt Dialed Me
mr horrible butt dialed me and I got three minutes of him and his girlfriend planning their future. I checked — none of it was about me.
Your Negativity is Showing
I told my brother I was open to moving if a better job came up. He immediately listed all the reasons it wouldn't work. I encourage all his ideas without judgment. The feeling is not mutual.
Big Mistake
A classmate spent 20 minutes arguing with the professor, then made the mistake of telling me I didn't know what I was talking about. He found out quickly.




