Big Mistake
A classmate spent 20 minutes arguing with the professor, then made the mistake of telling me I didn't know what I was talking about. He found out quickly.
Don’t Lecture Me
My brother gives unsolicited TED talks in deep detail about things I already know. Any attempt to get him to the point just creates an opportunity for a new dissertation.
The Plague of Stupid Continues
I carefully chose a new seat in lab to escape the idiots from lecture. The guy next to me spent 30 minutes on a 20-question open-book quiz. The plague of stupid continues.
Miss Me, Miss Me Good
It is 2014, the dawn of a new year and everything is going great until I get a text out of the blue that disrupts my calm… it’s a text message from mr horrible. What does he have to say to me? Something stupid about how he misses me and he wonders if I miss him. Dude, no.
Eeyore Quit Calling Me
She called for the entire morning commute. I tried jokes. I tried changing the subject. Nothing worked. Conclusion: I can't help her. I just have to let her be.
