Challenge Accepted
One month out of my marriage, surrounded by moving boxes, I fell into a decluttering rabbit hole and gave myself three days to fix everything. Classic.
Happy Divorce!
One year divorced and I'm not nearly as traumatized as I expected. Turns out getting busy living is a better strategy than crying into your pillow. Happy divorce to me.
Big Mistake
A classmate spent 20 minutes arguing with the professor, then made the mistake of telling me I didn't know what I was talking about. He found out quickly.
Don’t Lecture Me
My brother gives unsolicited TED talks in deep detail about things I already know. Any attempt to get him to the point just creates an opportunity for a new dissertation.
One Rude Bitch
This is about the time an overzealous bitch got on my every last nerve, and how I will never forgive or forget her behavior.
