-
Eeyore Quit Calling Me…
There is nothing less worthy of dedicating my morning commute to than bitching about first world problems. I must have the face of a therapist because I seem to attract people with problems. Which isn’t usually an issue until I get the happy sucked out of my morning commute by an Eeyore who calls me just to complain incessantly about some garbage that really isn’t that much of an issue.
-
Studies Show Textbook Douchebaggery Causes Irritation…
It is amazing how quickly I can go from zero to full on rage… it doesn’t happen often. But when it does, it’s caused by mr horrible… (Sounds like a Dos Equis commercial. If only I were the most interesting wo-man in the world. Stay bloodthirsty my friends…)
-
Too Stupid To Live
Love the show. The Big Bang Theory is one of my faves right now, but when are they going to fix the goddamn elevator? On a slightly related tangent: Is it possible for people to be so smart that they are stupid? It sure as shit seems to be that way, I know plenty of people in my immediate sphere that think the things I accomplish are magic or require an inordinate amount of talent and skill. Short answer: Thanks, I think? Long answer: Dude, anyone can follow instructions, so can you so please stop calling me about your damned garbage disposal and google that shit yourself?!
-
Tales from the High Road…
I consider it a gross abuse of my kindness and familial obligation to be tardy to an event you have asked me to help you with. Â OMG! Case and point: Helping my brother move the last pieces of furniture from his old apartment to his new one. He asks for my help because I have a truck and trailer (I totally “fit in” here in Texas, who knew?). I told him I wanted to get started at 9am because (SURPRISE!) it is still hot in Texas in September, and lately, by noon the heat is in the high nineties and I am even less interested to do any heavy manual…
-
Is it Football Season Already?
Sunday night saw a barrage of postings and status updates on facebook about football season, and what everyone was doing in relation to it.













