• Divorced. Now what?

    Miss Me, Miss Me Good

    It is 2014, the dawn of a new year and everything is going great until I get a text out of the blue that disrupts my calm… it’s a text message from mr horrible. What does he have to say to me? Something stupid about how he misses me and he wonders if I miss him. Dude, no.

  • My So Called Life

    Eeyore Quit Calling Me…

    There is nothing less worthy of dedicating my morning commute to than bitching about first world problems. I must have the face of a therapist because I seem to attract people with problems. Which isn’t usually an issue until I get the happy sucked out of my morning commute by an Eeyore who calls me just to complain incessantly about some garbage that really isn’t that much of an issue.

  • Midlife Musings

    Too Stupid To Live

    Love the show. The Big Bang Theory is one of my faves right now, but when are they going to fix the goddamn elevator? On a slightly related tangent: Is it possible for people to be so smart that they are stupid? It sure as shit seems to be that way, I know plenty of people in my immediate sphere that think the things I accomplish are magic or require an inordinate amount of talent and skill. Short answer: Thanks, I think? Long answer: Dude, anyone can follow instructions, so can you so please stop calling me about your damned garbage disposal and google that shit yourself?!

  • My So Called Life,  Rotting Roots

    Tales from the High Road…

    I consider it a gross abuse of my kindness and familial obligation to be tardy to an event you have asked me to help you with.  OMG! Case and point: Helping my brother move the last pieces of furniture from his old apartment to his new one. He asks for my help because I have a truck and trailer (I totally “fit in” here in Texas, who knew?). I told him I wanted to get started at 9am because (SURPRISE!) it is still hot in Texas in September, and lately, by noon the heat is in the high nineties and I am even less interested to do any heavy manual…