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Too Stupid To Live
Love the show. The Big Bang Theory is one of my faves right now, but when are they going to fix the goddamn elevator? On a slightly related tangent: Is it possible for people to be so smart that they are stupid? It sure as shit seems to be that way, I know plenty of people in my immediate sphere that think the things I accomplish are magic or require an inordinate amount of talent and skill. Short answer: Thanks, I think? Long answer: Dude, anyone can follow instructions, so can you so please stop calling me about your damned garbage disposal and google that shit yourself?!
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Tales from the High Road…
I consider it a gross abuse of my kindness and familial obligation to be tardy to an event you have asked me to help you with. OMG! Case and point: Helping my brother move the last pieces of furniture from his old apartment to his new one. He asks for my help because I have a truck and trailer (I totally “fit in” here in Texas, who knew?). I told him I wanted to get started at 9am because (SURPRISE!) it is still hot in Texas in September, and lately, by noon the heat is in the high nineties and I am even less interested to do any heavy manual…
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Is it Football Season Already?
Sunday night saw a barrage of postings and status updates on facebook about football season, and what everyone was doing in relation to it.
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Hey, mr Horrible, You suck.
I know he won’t read this, ever. But I feel like if I don’t rant on this somehow, it is going to fester and rot inside of me. I try not to spend time thinking about the waste of space that is mr Horrible. However, sometimes he just manages to do or say something that gets under my skin and all I want to do is punch him in the throat.
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Low Blow
He said my contributions were negligible. We were both active duty Navy and I'd made rank faster. On marital misogyny and the satisfaction of leaving anyway.